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Tom Demotivational Poster

GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.



FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan



TAGS: life time human nature joke double entende pussy cat sexy leg bottom difference dark all same
Rating: 3.52/5

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Densaku - March 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
Nice pussy...

IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!

TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.12/5


TAGS: toonami used to be less commercial and more entertaining wtf happened to tom
Rating: 4.19/5

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yup - October 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
If you miss Tom and toonami, they brought it back a month or 2 ago... it's on adultswim on saturdays from 12-6 i think
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:46 pm
I have a good family friend, who's father was a professional boxer. Look up Tony DeMarco. That is his dad. You guys should watch those old fights when they went for rounds and rounds until someone K.O.ed.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:11 pm
I remember when they had to take their shoes off if they were gona kick during their fight. nothing but rednecks and cutoff jeans in the start
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:08 pm
I love UFC, too. No weight classes or mandatory short shorts...the glory days of Royce Gracie...
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
Did you ever watch swamp buggy racing? racing through the sippy hole was the best. or what about early ufc? I remember watching when there wasn't any weight classes. I even seen a guy go into the ring with only 1 boxing glove as a style
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
lol I love the show. As you can probably tell, I have a bit of thing for giant robots. Not to mention, the beauty of that show is that the main characters look like stereotypical anime fans. lol
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Lol! I just made a Megas XLR poster. Hope it gets approved.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
I'm not completely sure, but I think Big-O was an Adult Swim thing. Great show, though. "In the name of God, ye not guilty!"
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Dude, Megas XLR ftw.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Well yeah. I was just saying what Toonami was in general. But you are right. Some of the best shows came from there. Did Big-O ever play on it? I can't remember.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol Canada, you need to google Megas XLR. As a car-nut, it's right up your ally.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
maybe i hate anime because i missed all those shows. I grew up on the good stuff
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:52 pm
Toonami was more than that, man. It introduced us to anime with great shows like...Ruroni Kneshin, gundam Wing, and Dragon Ball Z. Hell, even the amerime like Megas XLR was good.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
(3/3) but with afterschool events, the general demographic, 13 - 16, slowly declined. As the 16YOs grew up, they quit watching. As the 13YOs grew up, they got too busy. It really lasted only 5 - 6 years. : / Good times man. Good times.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:49 pm
I was watching dream car garage and lawn mower racing at 13. guess thats why i missed it
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:48 pm
(2/3) The show took place on a spaceship. This guy, Tom, was almost a narrator and would move the shows along, post updates, and prizes. He went through many changes, then CN canceled it due to lack of ratings. It came on just after school...
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
Toonami was something on Cartoon Network. It was pretty much the same as [adult swim], but for the age group of like, I'd say, 13 - 16. Action-packed shows, no morals, but no swearing, sex, or drugs. Think of like a censored version of [as] and you got it
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
what is toonami?
randomosity - January 22, 2010, 5:42 pm
well said my good man and i do say i quite miss those old days of my youth when i would watch the original toonami and then the epic moment when tom got killed by the goo and then come back looking more awesome but anyways 5L


EPIC WIN - Nobody can challenge the dancing tomato man in his natural habitat.


TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.32/5

TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON

TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.43/5

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AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.





CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong

LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!


MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU

TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 2.58/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!


TAGS: honey wilder tom byron older woman desire classic porn
Rating: 4.29/5

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pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:49 pm
maybe just use more contrast in colors for the heading, but the captions good. 5L's
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 7:31 pm
not trying to be a beotch NSFW, sexual context
Iconoclast - September 13, 2010, 7:28 pm
5L - but, you should increase the size of your fonts to make the poster easier to read ..... especially for us older folk.


SUNGLASSES. - If these guys didn't have them, they would die from exposure to their awesome.

BILL KAULITZ - You'd tap that. HARD. and you know it.

OCTOMOM - Taking her nickname literally Ewwwwww!

TAGS: octomom
Rating: 3.86/5

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Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
You do know a octopus has it's sex organs in it's head
CANADA - January 29, 2010, 2:51 pm
that's a cool chick. I don't think i know to many that would try that
Derek - January 29, 2010, 4:27 am
Pretty brave! Could nip her nip!


SCIENTOLOGY - We will only accept it as a religion if Tom Cruise admits he's gay and kisses a man on National TV

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.84/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

YOU'RE FUCKED - unless you're jerry

TAGS: tom and jerry
Rating: 2.54/5

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TOUCHLESS BATTLESHIP WASH - Free with a fill up (8 or more gal.)

BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed

TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 2.78/5

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Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.

TECHNOLOGY - " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

TAGS: fax technology stomp funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:44 am
drivenbywhat - December 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L for you. 1L for that guys unfortunate name.
SunnyDay - December 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
funny quote & good matching pic 5L


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so hot either
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L

WONDER WOMAN - She's obviously been visiting the forums...

BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.79/5

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!

TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.67/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 4.92/5

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Jackl - December 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
ouch, the dog is all ashamed that someone had a camera

IT WAS TIME - for Culos to find a new major

TAGS: anatomy test culos
Rating: 4.35/5

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imonfier - May 20, 2011, 10:18 pm
and to see his teacher after class...i have a feeling hes NOT in trouble
steph1 - March 9, 2011, 5:00 am
and probably a bigger/taller fridge

LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm

5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!

ROCK BOTTOM - You'll figure it out here in a little bit.

TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 3/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:56 am
Wha? What's with the sign.

HEY TOM CRUISE - Your lunch is ready

TAGS: tom cruise is gay
Rating: 2.75/5

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Feasibly - May 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
It might have been funnier if the text was "Night Time Snack"...There's nothing better than putting a little cock in the oven.
Mongo - May 20, 2010, 2:07 pm
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
This is funny whoever voted 1 lion has no sence of humor

NUDE CODE - Why doesn't it work when you really need it?!


TAGS: bottom butt ass hump cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 1:06 am
No...my little sister
Neener - February 28, 2011, 3:00 pm
Is that.. Vida Guerra?
Cubbybear - February 24, 2011, 9:01 pm
Woof Woof
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 12:16 pm
And a badonkadonk. Woof.



TAGS: atomic blast
Rating: 4.5/5

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Neener - October 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
This one is going to favs

CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes

TAGS: cubbybear melons tomatoes asian hottie chick
Rating: 3.78/5

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rerun - January 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
how did I miss this?

SHE'S MY CONEY ISLAND BABY - Every night she comes to take me out to dreamland When I'm with her, I'm the richest man in the town Tom Waits

ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone

TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.92/5

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doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am
welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


TAGS: flying ace tomcruise
Rating: 4.81/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 18, 2011, 6:10 am
I don't think that anything in Hollywood is an established fact... we'd have to ask Nicole.
Derek - January 17, 2011, 10:51 pm
Is this an established fact?
tellitlikeitis - January 17, 2011, 6:22 am
Thanks. And read the tags for the name of the person WW03a.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 12:37 am
omg..thats awesome. who is she talking about? you're joking right? not a south park fan huh?
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:06 pm
who are you talking about?


TAGS: work pride customer service friendly
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:24 pm
Damn right, it's better than yours.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:11 pm
Is Moo+ still making milkshakes the "traditional" way now that he's a Mod? I hear they bring all the boys to the yard.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 14, 2010, 2:30 am
As a retail worker, I both hate and love this all too true poster. sigh. 5 hourly paid lions!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm
I heard that about you.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
No thanks. I'm satisfied with the nuggets.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
LMAO Ice! Not bad, not bad... you want fries with that?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
The world needs moderators too. So... how's your day been, Aggy? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:23 pm
I love this! 5L
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
I'm just glad I can make someone else McHappy. 5 golden fries.
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
wow, I feel like the left overs from a happpy meal.

BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM - Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?

TAGS: big bottom assignment
Rating: 4.28/5

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TokinFire - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
"This goes to 11."
Zed - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Big Bottom, featured on Spinal Tap's Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 4:03 pm
Spinal Tap FTW! 5Ls.



TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4/5

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Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.


YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received

CUSTOMER SERVICE - Operator 47, How may I help you? What do you mean, "What am I wearing"


TAGS: boobs fupa bbw shaniqua applebottom miosotis
Rating: 3.56/5

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CANADA - January 26, 2010, 9:45 pm

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny

TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.46/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this photochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.

YOU'RE FUCKED - Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the moon Planet earth is blue And theres nothing I can do -David Bowie

WAL-MART - They care about something....... I'm still trying to figure out what it is though.

ROCK BOTTOM - Could Be Worse... It Could Be His Sister...

TAGS: rock bottom worse sister
Rating: 2.75/5

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TailsDoll - July 23, 2010, 1:02 pm
HEY!!!...she's not that old...........
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
...you mean instead of his mom?

MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !

SERVICE ADVISORS - They don't know shit.


TAGS: remember the people in hungary the end is near fornicate like it s the last time have a drink tomorrow is a new day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:56 am
5L's dude...and waiting for the spelling nazi's.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:56 pm
That chemical spill is bad
rerun - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
Just be glad we aren't in Hungary.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I'm sad now. Thanks a lot Rerun. 5 tearful poodles

KNOWLEDGE - ...is kowing that pickles, and tomatoes are fruits. Wisdom is knowing not to put them together in a fruit salad



TAGS: flasher peeping tom cougar exhibitionist milf
Rating: 4.83/5

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GFNeves - November 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 3:14 pm

5L, very nice sue


THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination

WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?

TAGS: who the hell is tom arrow
Rating: 4.58/5

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Chef - October 3, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
Awesome, I seriously laughed for like 5 minutes.


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!

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APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT - Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

TAGS: you say tomato
Rating: 4.17/5

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culos - February 5, 2011, 12:55 pm

LIFE - Live It

TOMORROW - Don't worry, everything will be better in the morning. There's always tomorrow

TAGS: tomorrow
Rating: 3.5/5

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NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express

TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.19/5

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mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am
Works best if you know where to point it


BIKINI OCTOMOM - Somewhere in a dresser drawer the SEX TAPE is ready BTW...I just threw up in my mouth!


TAGS: tom likes his women with shape edges
Rating: 3.07/5

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rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:40 pm

~ TOMBRAIDER ~ - More then a decade in the making, still ignoring worldwide requests for one-handed game"play"

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'

Customer Service -

TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.62/5

AMERICA - One Atomic Bomb Wasn't Enough, Was It? This Is Your Fault!


PREACHER + INSURANCE GIRL - Anime's cutest couple!

DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions


THE WAY YOU LIVE - is the way you will die

ANATOMY LESSON - I have a bone to contribute


TAGS: kitty sick hurt stomach cubby
Rating: 5/5

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autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 11:38 pm
AWWW! Love it! 5L's


TAGS: goodnight tonsillectomies day iceman
Rating: 4.93/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
On a female note "or his".
TheGoat - January 20, 2011, 9:10 pm
The rest of her what? She seems eminently well built to me!
Derek - January 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
oh, very good


Rule # 34 -

ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …

TAGS: 1946 cake atomic
Rating: 4.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis

LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow


TAGS: annie scotch tomorrow thanks air
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Yes, there's nothing sweeter than forbidden fruit. The good lord does a lot of baiting.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:07 pm

I have my Kitchen Aid one and my Ted Bundy one i did this week. I love the dark humor and blasphemy ones that best.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol Most definitely. I once made a poster about masturbating to Jesus Christ.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:59 pm

I have quite a few in my basement that make this look like a baby magazine cover.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
It's really not. I've seen far worse. Hell, today is "make fun of Muhammad" day. lol
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:54 pm

Meh, i don't even think this one is all that bad.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:50 pm
Tasteless? I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. Good taste? People with "good taste" eat shit like caviar and escargot, which leads me to believe they have no taste at all. There is certainly nothing wrong with making lowbrow jokes. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:02 pm

Yes i think this is funny. So have 4 other members. What is it with your hard on for using the word tasteless? Are you a websense secret agent is or what?
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:50 pm
And I guess u think this's funny... ha-ha... so tasteless buddy.

A V-8 -